LOLICHAMA
2021年5月11日どんな厳しい訓練を受けた特殊部隊も、死ぬ間際は、はあちゃまの配信を見ると言う。
They say that before any hard trained Special Forces die, they see Haachama Streaming.
They say it is the best way to die.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training,
you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes!
You’re the lowest form of life on Earth.
You are not even human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Haaton : Sir, yes, sir!
[Akai Haato] – Country Road (Lolichama Ver.) / John Denver
どんな厳しい状況でも、はあちゃまの配信は最高の癒やしだ。
No matter how tough the situation is, Haachama’s Streaming is the best healing for me.
Even if it’s a battlefield where you know you’re going to die.
[Akai Haato] – 廻廻奇譚 (Kaikai Kitan) (Lolichama Ver.) / Eve
ろりちゃま：歯が痛～～～いぃ！
歯医者に行けば、お菓子いっぱい食べれるよ。
ろりちゃま：え～歯医者に行こっかなぁ～？
逆に、まだ行ってなかったのかよwwwかれこれ3週間以上前から歯が痛いって言ってるのに行かないスタイル。
歯医者へ行け！分かったか豚ども！Sir, yes, sir!
[Akai Haato] – 恋愛サーキュレーション (Renai Circulation) (Short English Ver.) / Hanazawa
Shit, they found me…
That’s the last of me.
But I’m happy to have seen the best Streaming of all time.
LOLICHAMA
記事制作：ホロライブニュース
